June 2011
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Question: Does he want to just be friends?
salaam!
i just got my feelings out there with this guy and he says he feels the same way but wants to take things slow. he really values our friendship and no matter what happens, wants to be friends. what does that mean? does this mean he’s keeping his options open and i should do the same? is he just trying to let me down easy?? _________________________________________________ You...
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Wanted: Social Media Intern!
ATTENTION!! ATTENTION!! ATTENTION!! HALAL FLIRTING has BIG, BIG NEWS!! Bigger than the crush you have on that nerdy Muslim boy you’re currently stalking on Facebook!! So take a stalking break and pay attention. The Halal Flirting team is looking for a social media butterfly to join our all star cast. What does that mean, you ask? It means we need someone to publicize Halal Flirting on Facebook,...
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Lesson 19: How to say “I’m not into...
One of the biggest obstacles that can prevent you from landing Mr. Right is Mr. I-Can’t-Take-a-Hint. This is that guy friend of yours that thinks he is your bff (he may even actually be your bff…the one you always thought was gay). He probably texts and calls you 10 times a day and is probably stalking you on facebook as you read this. You know, that guy friend who reserves you 5 days ahead...
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Question: He Unfriended Me?!
Okay, so there’s this guy that I really want to get to know but I don’t want to seem too forward. After we met at a wedding, he added me on facebook and always liked everything I wrote or would try to initiate conversation with me. Maybe I’m reading into it too much, but when I see him at social gatherings he always smiles and tries to talk to me…and then not too long...
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Lesson 18: How to Flirt with a Fob
Flirting with a fob is easy. If you’re an American citizen, it’s even easier. In the unfortunate case you are not American, just fake it till you make it (that means: fake an American accent, have trouble pronouncing your parent’s language, and eat hot dogs). So now you’re probably wondering, “OK, I’m American. Now what? How do I woo him if he barely understands me?” Wooing is simple. Just learn a...
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Question: Where Are They Hiding?
Salams, I live in an area where I hardly get to see Muslim guys. Do you know where the Muslim guys are at? What is a good area that they hang out? Cause I haven’t seen ANY around lately. Here is a quick checklist of places where you can meet guys: 1. Muslim Matrimonial Websites
Sure it might be weird at first but its better to go through some weirdness now than to be 40 years old in a house...
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Lesson 17: How to charm your future M-I-L
This lesson will be extremely helpful for those shy girls who can’t approach their boy, face to face. Or for those of you who have already been rejected by the boy of their dreams and need a way to force him to marry you. If you’re one of those girls who just can’t seem to successfully express herself or is prone to being embarrassing in front of men, we have a two-step solution for you: 1) find...
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Message to all our Halal Daters
What uupppp! So we know we’ve been a little erratic with our posts as of late and we truly apologize (we are completely aware that you guys are lost without our advice). But what can we say, sometimes we get caught up in our own halal dating lives!
Just to tell y’alls, we will be putting up new posts every Monday and Thursday so LOOK OUT FOR OUR NEW POST TOMORROW and then on Monday...
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Lesson 16: How to write a Biodata
We’re bacccck! Summer time is here and that only means one thing: WEDDINGS. Weddings are a great opportunity to hunt for your future hunny bunny. So besides looking your best, and making sure no one sees you getting that second plate of food… there is one more important weapon you can bring with you to these weddings. A BIODATA. It is important to keep one with you at all times....
