March 2011
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Lesson 14: How to Flirt at MSA Events
One of the best and most common ways halal daters try to find their mates is through attending MSA events. This is a great idea because, well, almost everyone is Muslim and everyone is all about the same age (no worries for old man creepers creepin’ on you). Since MSA east Zone is coming up this weekend, we thought this might be helpful for all of you ladies attending to strengthen your...
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Lesson 13: How to Identify A Sketchball
You know the saying “Nice guys finish last”? Well it’s true. And that’s because girls keep falling for the smooth talkers and charmers who have mastered the art of masking their douchebaggery and playing the nice guy. We hope this lesson will help you ladies identify the fakers and the players and give the nice guys a chance! #1: He has more girl friends than guy friends.
This is the first sign...
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Lesson 12: Dedicated to the Fellas Part II
Fellas, do you ever find yourself talking to a girl and then all of a sudden she’s mad at you, storms off, and you are left wondering what just happened because in your boy brain things were going great! Think she’s just moody? (That’s possible) But chances are you offended her with something you said. Ideally, you should think before you speak, but since we understand that that is hard for many...
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QUESTION: Both Religious and Risque: Where My Man...
Salam! I don’t know how this works. I am single and ready to mingle! I love your blog and I basically got a tumblr account to submit this. I am successful and good looking (I think), starting graduate school in the fall. I am Muslim, quite liberal, a little conflicted with different identities. I guess I don’t fit the cookie cutter ‘MSA wife’ material. I’m that hijabi...
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Lesson 11: No Seriously, He’s Just Not That Into...
We really don’t like seeing our fellow Muslimahs wasting precious time and making fools of themselves flirting with guys who are either A) way out of their league or B) aren’t even worth the 3 second accidental first glance. This lesson will hopefully help you sistahs recognize one of these types before you find yourself perched on a tree branch outside of his house, waiting for him to leave for...
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Question: I like him but he's not muslim...yet
I LOVE Ur blog, shout out from California, so my question is what if he is not Muslim at all, but you really really like him? ______________________________________ We have 3 words for you: FLIRT TO CONVERT. We have 2 more words for you: JUST KIDDING. Converting is serious business and besides, you want him to love Islam, not just you (don’t be selfish). You don’t want to force a life changing...
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What to do if you have a stutter...
We previously answered one of our readers’ questions which asked if stuttering lowers his chances with the girl he is madly in love, head-over-heels, captivated, enamoured, etc. with. Another one of our male readers had a few suggestions for him. Normally, boys don’t know what they are talking about when it comes to the ladies, but we were slightly impressed with this guy (and not only...
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Lesson 10: Learn His Pet Peeves
So you’re talking to that special guy and everything is going as smoothly as Ray Allen’s jump shot (don’t worry, you’re not supposed to know who that is), when all of a sudden things go unexpectedly south. He stops responding to your IMs, emails, and texts (and when you see him in real life he magically disappears into the ether). How could this happen to you when you did everything right? You...
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Lesson 9: How to NOT Crush So Hard
In our previous lesson we told you guys how to recognize signs of crushing TOO hard. This lesson is for those of you who are crushing so hard that you have lost track of what day it is or who your birth parents are. Here are some suggestions to get your life back on track! 1. Stop stalking him on facebook. If you’ve spent so many hours on his facebook that you don’t know who the current...
